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If your sense of humour leans towards a Funny Goose Sweatshirt with plenty of personality, you're in exactly the right place.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003eFront and centre of this Funny Goose Sweatshirt is a delightfully unimpressed goose, coffee in wing, sitting beside signposts pointing towards \"The Extra Mile,\" \"Above \u0026amp; Beyond,\" and \"Outta My Way.\" It doesn't need to say another word. The artwork says everything with one perfectly timed expression. Witty without shouting, sarcastic without trying too hard and packed with charm, it's the kind of Graphic Sweatshirt and Goose Sweatshirt that makes people smile because they instantly recognise themselves in it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003eWhether you're escaping to a woodland cabin, curling up with a favourite book, enjoying a peaceful coffee or embracing another gloriously uneventful weekend, this Sarcastic Sweatshirt fits the mood perfectly. Whether you're treating yourself or searching for a thoughtful Goose Lover Gift, a memorable Funny Goose Gift or a unique Coffee Lover Gift, the humour is tucked into every little detail. Fans of Novelty Sweatshirts and Funny Animal Sweatshirts will feel right at home. It isn't about avoiding life. 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