{"product_id":"no-schedule-im-retired-mug-funny-retirement-coffee-mug-gift","title":"No Schedule I'm Retired Mug – The Sloth-Approved Mug for Life Without Alarms","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eYour daily schedule now consists of coffee... and deciding if a nap counts as being productive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThe No Schedule I'm Retired Mug is made for people who've traded alarm clocks for lie-ins, meetings for morning coffee, and deadlines for doing absolutely nothing at their own pace. Featuring a sleepy sloth and a bold, funny retirement quote, this funny retirement mug is the perfect daily reminder that every day is now the weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWhether it's coffee on the patio, tea in the garden, or a well-earned afternoon hot chocolate, this retirement coffee mug adds a little humour to every break. 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