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It's the perfect sarcastic unicorn mug for anyone who loves quirky gifts, wicked humour, and making people laugh before they've even had their first sip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003eCoffee, tea, or hot chocolate, whatever's in your mug, this funny coffee mug brings instant personality. The bright colours, hilarious quote, and unapologetically cheeky design make it an unforgettable novelty coffee mug for your desk, kitchen, or office. 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